Do crack dealers offer 401K and retirement benefits to their drug runners?
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 at
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Depends on what state you are in. In Texas they don’t offer 401Ks but do offer retirement. If you are not a fast enough runner then they retire you QUICK. They are really getting worried about the presidential election because if the dem’s win this time the country will go to socialized medicine in which case the crack will be practically free.
No, but they do offer discount drugs.
LOL! No, they do not.
All the good dealers that offer Satisfaction Guaranteed and your money back if unhappy warranties offer it…
get real…stop smoking it while you are on the computer!
YES they offer it but make sure the runners never receive it…it’s a way to glorify the idea of being a runner so lure people into being drug runners for the dealers….
Yeah its in their Union contract.
I don’t really know. Let me go ask my crack dealer and I’ll let you know
They’d probably be able to solve the economic crisis better than our government ever could. They don’t waste their profits on big business and unwinnable wars.
only the good drug dealers
I know mine does. Do you want his number!
PLCG~
The retirement benefits are usually paid in lead and the 401(k) is absorbed back into the company.
What, did you forget to submit a resume?
I still have your application on file, I am waiting for your resume and a phone no. to call you and schedule an interview!!
icunurser, I am LMAO!!