Do you think this joke is funny? Estate Planning.?
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. ‘Well daughter,
we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. Let’s head to the club and have a martini.’ After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friend s they were drinking to her impending end. ‘I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.’ The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
(continued)
After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, ‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.’
The woman said, ‘I don’t want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I’m gone.’
> > That’s ‘Putting Your Affairs In Order’
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Steve…really good one……….joke of the day….thanks…for the hilarious good night…..LOL..if i would had been that woman i had done so ,i am so possesive for my man…LOL
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…. if i am ever in that situation i would say the same thing!
for me that was as funny enough to make me open my mouth
it was alright sorry
lol
I had been having trouble with my cable TV, so I was fed up when one
day, I turned on the set and again found it wasn’t working. furious, I
called the cable company and chewed them out, demanding they send
someone to fix the problem once and for all.
When the technician arrived, he checked the cable hook-ups while I
waited impatiently in the kitchen. Finally, he told me he’d found the
problem.
"It’s about time!" I replied. "What’s wrong now?"
"Your TV was unplugged!" he said.
Now I make sure my appliances are plugged in before I start
complaining
That is Hilarious!
About the question, I read once that human laughter is created solely by the fact that we realize our impending death — be it in a second or 50 years — and having looked it in the face, all we can do is laugh!
loved it ,ihope you don’t mind if i reuse it.
Thank you very much! Great joke!
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect!!!!
LOL